I was trimming my hair to my usual #4 first thing in the morning, and I then took the #4 guard off the clippers and handed them to mark and asked him to tidy the edges at the back. He mis-understood that I only wanted a tidy-up and mowed a huge chunk of hair off the back of my head.
After a lot a swearing and laughing we decided the only option left was to completely shave my whole head. I have now persuaded Mark to donate $100 to the Bobby Goldsmith foundation, and I am sticking with the story that I did it for charity.
My new haircut has revealed a new scar I never knew I had. I am not to sure how I got it, but it was probably put there by Greg with a cricket bat or something similar.